Robinhood Chain · $UTHLETH
Every other coin promitheth you the future. Thith one promitheth nothing, and it delivereth every time.
0x8Ba8312f035994f0D6390328Fc10B87e40F1bC9D
Nothing. That is the entire product, and we ship it flawlethly.
There is no app, no staking dashboard, no governance vote nobody attends. You hold it. It sits there. It is very good at sitting there.
Q1 through Q4 are blank on purpose. Nothing to miss, nothing to delay, nothing to quietly edit out of the deck in April.
Nobody here is going to tell you this changes finance. It's a joke with a ticker, and it says so on the front page.
Four steps. You have done harder things with worse odds.
Robinhood Wallet has the chain built in. MetaMask added it in July. Any EVM wallet works — write the seed phrase on paper and never type it into anything that asks nicely.
Gas is paid in ETH — there is no separate gas token. Bridge a little across with Relay, Across, or the Arbitrum canonical bridge.
$UTHLETH launches on the PONS launchpad, paired against WETH. Paste the contract address from the bar above and swap. Once volume migrates you will find it on Uniswap too.
This is the part most people fail. Close the app. Go outside. Come back whenever.
Buy on PONS Live on the bonding curve.
These are the PONS defaults. Whatever ends up here is what ends up on-chain — check it yourself, do not take our word for it.
Useless, said by a man who does not have time for the letter S. UTH-leth. If you read it out loud in the office, that's the marketing working.
No. It's a parody of it, which is a parody of everything else. Separate token, separate contract, no relationship of any kind.
Robinhood built an Ethereum L2 for tokenized stocks and serious grown-up finance. Memecoins took it over in the first fortnight. Putting the most uthleth token on the most respectable new chain is the joke. Also the chain ID is 4663, which spells HOOD on a phone keypad, and somebody at Robinhood is very pleased with themthelveth.
No idea, and anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something. Meme coins usually go to zero. Treat the money as spent.
A few people who thought the joke was funny enough to buy a domain for. There is no company, no fund, no team of twelve.